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1 dec 2006
see the coup in fiji was avoided yesterday, cause there was a rugby game on (coup is now planned for monday), nice of them to say that
'right we're having a coup this coming friday'
'sorry cant make it mate, the rugbys on, hows monday for you?'
'sweet, well monday it is, wait ill just put that in my agenda, eat breakfast, overthrow government, gotto bed'
2 dec 2006
heres a shadowing idea i came up with a few years ago + posted on opengl.org, i finally got around to implementing on my gf7900GS. I have noticed some other ppl have started doing similar things in the last couple of years, so I thought i better get coding afore its old. ive had to compromise the quality lots + do things in a roundabout way though since the hardware aint quite capable enuf + also for a simplistic scene its only getting about 30fps @ 640x480. it begs to be made with cell though (4 spe's will enable me to do much much higher quality and also faster to boot, perhaps it will also run on g80 as intended but i havent studied that card enuf)
8 dec 2006
i notice recently ( in last 5 years ) a lot of films are using john cage sounding music, the current flavor of the day ive always liked his stuff ( except the pretencious X minutes of silence of cource )
9 dec 2006
saw 'saw' last night, good film and with a nice twist at the end (nice cause i didnt guess it). the problem with film twists at the end, is if the viewer guesses them early then they detract from the film, eg with 'oldboy' (great film nonetheless) or 'the usual suspects' (average film) the twists were pretty obvious early one which spoils the enjoyment somewhat
9 dec 2006
i remember just a few years ago (1999) tech was so different, i was recording music i had a HD of 8mb, lost its contents through customs, the bag it was in dropped on floor when the strap snapped me being my noncelant self. now wow, 100mb HD's + storing stuff on the internet
12 dec 2006
WRT the cricket test the dismissal of Murali, was absolutly fucken terrible, kiwi's often take the moral high ground in sport but this was a plain cheap shot, more akin to a typical south african or australian player's action. i could not see Murali doing the opposite
12 dec 2006
the best 10 film directors ever, on no order ( months of deliberation, but still i havent choosen the final person/s) takashi miike serge leone peter jackson alfred hitchcock Stanley Kubrick ken russel Terry Gilliam coen bros akira kurosawa ..
17 dec 2006
ive seen a few bleatings recently about its a shame that brash has been booted out as he was a true gentleman. after consulting the dictionary i agree he was a gentleman, gentleman - person who thinks theyre better than the average joe, also refers to blacks as niggars/darkies etc, that a woman's place is in the kitchen, typically gets paid far lots for doing little, yep brash is a prime example of a true gentleman. speaking about brash i heard him on the radio a month ago, he was talking about national being the party for the farmers, as they had 6 members who were farmers, including himself he then went on about he was a farmer cause he 'owned' a kiwifruit orchard + he even once helped out pruning, now speaking as a person who has extensively worked on orchards i know what the typical owner defines as 'helping out', going at it hell for leather for 5 minutes showing the workers 'how to do it' (and then buggering off to the house for a cup of tea)
17 dec 2006
on the cricket stumping incident, true it was terrible but no way could it be compared to the underarm incident (that was far more unsporting not to mention premeditated), personally i find getting someone out by knocking of the bales if they backup to far ok, after all they are trying to gain an advantage by doing it
17 dec 2006
bit pissed off i didnt stick some money on sri lanka to win ( as it looks like they will now do ) the tab odds were nz $1.75 SL $4.75 draw $3.00, before the test i actually favoured SL to win my odds were nz $2.50 SL $1.75 draw $2.50, but i was to lazy to go to the TAB to place the bet, i have s clark for the most wickets by an ozzie though
19 dec 2006
uploaded a (alpha) game ive writtenWaW
19 dec 2006
caught a couple of whitetail spiders in the house recently, released them outside. they do get a bad press
19 dec 2006
been a few praying mantis babies around recently they are the most coolest insect, the body sway + all that, its like the snake charmer, recently read malaysias snake guy has died (i love malaysia ive been there 4 times, its SEA but with sorta western facilities + still cheap ) speaking of snakes, did i tell u the time i picked up a brown snake by the tail in oz a couple of years ago (copied no doubt from steve urwin), for the first 30seconds it was trying to strike me, the air, anything, + then it calmed down + just hung peaceful. i let it go then this crazy korean picked it up ( shit he was a character )
19 dec 2006
just watched spielbergs 'munich' hes a great director but he has not made, never ever has he made a great film, his films are always mainly 8-9 outta ten, the reason he hasnt made a great film is cause he doesnt take a chance, mate take a chance make 4/5 piss poor stinkers that go on about some dumb idea, cause sooner or later with such a quality director u have a classic.
genius != middle of the road
fast forward to 2005, beethoven's 6th symphony (yeah put it on, spielbery ET naw ill give it a miss)
2 jan 2007
been mucking around with DOF
2 jan 2007
gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, just saw theyre paying india $5.25 to win + betting closes in 5 mins. shit i cant make it, that is defintly worth $100.
4 jan 2007
gotta love the opening batsman for india playing in south africa is called jaffee, fuck that must of caused a few difficulties, i can imagine if a horse was called aldolf hitler + it was runnin in germany the commentators, "+ its aldo...rrrrrrr hirrrrarrrr bringing up the rear (oh er)"
4 jan 2007
actually cricket is losing it appeal, what team did nz play (twice) last year sri lanka, whos it playing now (coincidently) its sri lanka, + the rumour is next year the summer tour is gonna be by (you guessed it) sri lanka. nz plays on average half the number of games that oz or india plays, how does one become a better guitarist/rugby player etc? ummmmm practice? now playing half the amount as the opposition is not the best method of improving the problem is it all comes down to money, everyone wants to play + see oz (thus they play more games , same with india or england they pay more == more game its the same story with rugby, everyone wants to play nz (so money talks, so each year u have the same shit happening nz vs oz vs wales vs SA vs england vs france ), fuck that like ive said for years, to anyone who will listen the game (also cricket) needs to be expanded, nz should play at least 5 games a year in other countries, romania, USA, japan, fiji (the number one game there + we dont honour them by competing against them, what a f'in joke) who cares if the scores 100-0
4 jan 2007
a new song, called 'anarchist on a shelf' (not forget like i wrote on the mp3), recorded just with my voice + on my accoustic, hence some of the guitar breaks are pretty strained for volume. still ok (though one blung note u can hear in the main track, done in one take), it does emphasize my way of playing though never on the beat + i especially accent the 1/2 beat before a new bar, dont know why its how ive always played. anticipation perhaps get it here
9 jan 2007
Ive come to really love Parsifal, first 50x or so i heard it i didnt like it to much but now, fuck esp the last act, some of the best music ever written
16 jan 2007
one thing i love about fans, is they have 3 speed controls, fast, superfast + hurricane. all are deafening,
24 jan 2007
29 jan 2007
30 jan 2007
heres an old song of mine, the last verse was written just before i recorded it though, oddly its the best verse as well. in keeping with the cat stevens tribute, i decided to strum the guitar with a plectrum (normally i just use my fingers), of the recent songs ive recorded im least pleased with this one. get it here
30 jan 2007
gonna see if i can compete in the nz weightlifting championships this year in the 94kg class, im gonna have to improve heaps if i wanna be competitive though, honestly ild be wrapped with a top 5 spot in the clean + jerk.
2 feb 2007
film reviews of the stuff ive watched in january, rating are based on 50% my opinion + 50% the films quality, eg the brood, my opinion 9, technical 5 = 7
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 7 well made and acted
the brood 7 staring on of my favourite actors + mentors oliver reed, shostakovich inspired score from the guy who scored LOTR, good film esp for 70s horror flick
wolf creek 6 not as good as the hype, got on my nerves a bit (backpackers) the main premise is very plausible for a horror
goodfellas 7 some bad acting, whilst its a better gangsta movie than the godfather, still nowhere near the best in the genre
land of the dead 4 a bit stupid, i always thought the living dead series to be overrated, the dawn of the dead remake by zack synder was good though
the eye2 6 not as good as the first but still reasonable, improved in the second half
projectA part2 5 inferior to the first part (esp missed sammo)
walk the line 8 too much singing true they were good but after the first 5 songs we sort of knew it
kundun 7 i was waiting for the dali lama to start talking about 'putting a fuckin hit on mao', but it never happened
river queen 5 weak story, felt like composed from a series of shots, no fluidy
cat on a hot tin roof 3 overacting tour de farce
sin city 7 the most cliched stories + text ive seen for years, well filmed though, hate the ending oh well here comes part two, fuck
ladies in lavender 2 what was the point of this film, it had nothing to say
blade 7 good mindless fun
batteries not included 6 good 1980s family flashback film
the brothers grimm 5 gilliams worst film, beautiful production though as always with his films, started terrible but improved
fear dot com 6 very cliched horror but still much better than a lot of ppl make it out to be
brokeback mountain 5 didnt deserve the best directing oscar, very overrated like some of his other films eg crouching tiger .., eat drink ..
ronin 7 cliched story + dialog but filmed well, couldnt work out what the car lights meant though in the car chash scenes, obviously a signal to the stuntmen on which way to drive
blade2 5 not as good as the first, more hollywood, i noticed cat from red dwarf had a bit part
syriana 3 yawnfest,ild be pissed off if i paid money to watch it in the cinema, very similar to traffic, perfect example of how to write a script that would get critically lauded by fools
picnic at hanging rock 6 nice music, + camera work, acting was the weakest link
2 feb 2007
good bet today, oz are without ponting, i expect they might try to throw the match.
9 feb 2007
terrible that the super14 rugby has started last week (way to early in the middle of summer for fucks sake), it seems a lot of ppl feel the same way, im looking at the buildup to tonights 2nd round match 'S14 rivals already in must-win match' ummm nooo, must win games are at the end of the season when youre a few points off the playoff spots, not in the second week of the competition. personally they should just have a super9, top2 teams from nz,oz,+SA with a team from the pacific islands + argentina + one from japan. now that would be something worth watching,
16 feb 2007
im not in the habit of writing songs in dutch, but heres one written tongue in cheek WRT rene frogger, marco bastardo etc. dont know what im doing with the sound, it often sounds like im using a few fx but its basically just straight accoustic guitar (no reverb etc, except the solo) must have something to with my unique guitar style, i rarely just play a single string (even in solos), not to pleased with this song anyways, then again it is a bit of a musical joke so its not to important
17 feb 2007
took the poltical compass testheres my results

apparently similar to gandi WTF! dont know how accurate that is, im a bit of a tough person to closet (prolly go under the lable militant anarchist) eg some of my beliefs
- 99% of humanity should be destroyed (genocide)
- corperations are inheritly evil
- true we're fucking the planet
- im not nationalistic or racist at all
- drugs etc should be legal + available in supermarkets
18 feb 2007
my first game in flash
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20 feb 2007
ill be pissed off if oz, wins today, i went to two pubs last night at 10pm to invest last weeks winning on australia, but TAB had shut for the night, so i go to another today at 2:20 + its on the tv!! in the 4th over, heres what the TAB pdf saiz,
23 feb 2007
even worse than the war of the worlds tom cruise throwing an empty fist, is the dusk till dawn, wiskey from mouth to mouth scene, where it shoots out the side of here mouth!, in saying that im rewatching dusk to dawn + have to rerate it from 7 to 8, the dany glover lookalike + sexmachine (gonna have to call myself that from now on, apologs to mr brown) could of used a lot more screen time
24 feb 2007
ive installed firefox 2.0, but for some insane reason each tab has this cross on it to close (when i want to shut one down i click on it with the middle mouse button, which does still work btw, but i also select a tab by clicking on it, + sometimes u click on the cross when youre moving quick). adding something u dont need but also detracts the experience, bullshir. i have found no way of removing this 'improvement' if some know mail me ( i know now, see about:config)
24 feb 2007
looking at a few turner pictures tonight + the quality is shit, jpg compression artifacts everywhere, shows u how much the internet has changed, in 2000 these errors were ok, now theyre glaring bad, ( this is part of the reason i want blu-ray to suceed dvd, dvd is often painful to watch due to the errors, for thoose, that cant see the difference between the two, the answer is simple GET A BETTER SCREEN
26 feb 2007
my sisters had a baby ( a couple of weeks ago ) so im now officially an uncle, bugger that.
26 feb 2007
observations about psp flash
- about 10x slower than it should be
- keyboard repeat doesnt work (nothing major since u can emulate it)
- cursor.hide() doesnt seem to work
- screen refreshes are only done once per frame (ie doesnt work immediately), though this mybe true to not just the psp
- loadVariablesNum doesnt work
- runs out of memory easily
28 feb 2007
- note to self, puzzle is spelt puzzle not puzzel (which is what it should be), now ive gotta go change all the words + images
1 mar 2007
movies ive seen over the last month, a few repeats
shaolin soccer 7 great cgi, stopid childish story but excecuted well
casino 6 mob film by the numbers
existenz 4 one of cronenbergs misfires
a farewell to arms ( 1932 ) 2 spencer tracy, fuck what a shite actor, the guy who plays the italian officer is good + also famous ive seens him in heaps of films , funny they perfected pictures first + sound later this from 1932 is a film with shit sound, beautiful the wagner music at the end (T+I) but is really a bespoilment wagner with such a shit fil, harry the horny hobgoblin would have been better
sleeping dogs 5 typical terrible kiwi acting prevelant in older kiwi films
the island 6 mleave the brain on the way in, mindless sf flick, wellmade though
new police story 6 shows jackie as a truly great action actor ( up there with stallone ) but production is pretty lax
north country 6 ok film, very one dimensional though
evil dead3, army of darkness 9 true the weakest of the trilogy, but still some great lines, why bruce never became more famous i dont know (recently saw bubba hotep)
napoleon dynamite 3 predictable, like a series of skits jouined together
kung fu hustle 7 overreliant on sfx
some kind of monster 8 one of the best music docos ever, if not the best. extremely funny with the lifecoach, great painting choices by lars who is great, kirk is great, james is great (shit theyre all great), saw them on the justce for all tour, shit concert (to loud)
grim (1995) 2 you know its low budget when u stick the dvd + its comes straightup with the play movie (+ no studio blurb etc though this is a good idea), shit looks like it was shot on 8mm, honestly i saw it 2 hours ago but ive forgotten what it was about, did the ppl escape from the cave? i dont know.
undead 6 starts off well, the male cop is a good actor, the main actor guy deserves a razzie though, wont get it though since the film aint highprofile, good first effort film, i see the peter jackson comparison
capricorn one 7 good thriller, bad ending though, better would have been if the guy fell off the plane + then the evil nasa doctor gets this news + then makes a speech about him at the funeral
the italian job (1969) 3 my third repeat film this month so far, ford anglia police car, benny hill was the star, has dated very badly
the night of the hunter 4 good acting by the kids, story was not to gripping though, reasonable camerawork though, ive meet a few ppl with love + hate tattooed on their knuckles
the grass harp 5 reasonable film, bit cheesy though
smash palace 8 bruno brilliant, perhaps nzs greatest actor ever (the female lead was terrible) the female kid was A+ grade brillant, well made + no conclusion, but fiting with the picture
the corpse bride 6 story by the numbers, great work doesnt make up for it though
scanners 6 parts are good, but as a whole a bit flat
topaz 5 let down from hitchcock, it plays along well but doesnt grasph the viewer
king arthur 5 another bruckenheimer crapfest, cliveowen is his normal terrible self, he's arnie (without muscles) + with an english accent, that girls getting on mt nerves a bit also
from dusk till dawn 8 better this time than the first time i saw it, dann
the toolbox murders (2004) 4 seemed like a scobby dooby ebarassing cliché story, very slow for the majority, letdown from the director of the texas chainsaw masacre, nice marylin manson song at the end (i wonder if he performs so well in concert)
anaconda 6 actually quite entertaining, great overacting by voigt ( his face the whole time was a crackup, if i ever be in a movie that would be me ), accent is great a real al pacino (scarface) appeal ;)
the bourne identity 7 good action flick for the first 30mins or so + then seems to lose momentum
1 mar 2007
when u start up a dvd, u often see the message about pirating, it saiz u can be liable for fines of ~$50,000 for a person, + $300,000 for a corperation. man get real, dont u know that corperations are legally people as well.
1 mar 2007
sell all your stocks now, it's gonna be a 10+% slide
3 mar 2007
police reunion, shit its sound shit (hoho like the original stuff)
3 mar 2007
i am willing to accept hendrix as the second coming of god, i still dont know if his dying at 27 was good or bad (who can know) but fuck certainly the greatest musical genius of the 20th century
3 mar 2007
strange hendrix was also beautiful physically aswell, (he is the person ive always felt the closest to in my life), such large hands he had. i have dreampt twice with hendrix, first time was 15 years ago,in waiuku intermediates schools playing field (shit that dream stayed with me for ages afterwards), i can still remember facets of it now
3 mar 2007
as u might of gathered a major event has happened to me tonight (ta da ,,cjgfj) but really, to see jimi playing a couple of songs ive never heard before brought tears to my eyes, to hear him talk..... fuck, i wasin seatle to watch sonic youth i should of pissed on your grave, i will do at a later date